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i-Lila: Your Business Brain, Bottled

Let's be honest: you're sick of staring at that blank caption box, trying to sound "authentic" for the fifth time this week.

 

Your time is worth actual money, and you're wasting it trying to be clever on Instagram. That’s dumb. Let’s fix it.

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i-lila isn’t another AI spitting out bland garbage.It’s your voice. Your offers. Your pricing. Your strategy. All packed into one tool that actually gets your business.

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Want to see how it works in real life—using your business?​

This Isn't Like Those Other AI Tools (That Frankly Suck)

Look, we all tried ChatGPT. We all got excited. Then we all realised we were spending MORE time explaining our business to a robot than just writing the damn caption ourselves.

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i-lila is different because it's built for YOUR specific business:

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  • Knows how you actually talk (not robot-speak)

  • Has every single product and service you offer memorised

  • Remembers your pricing without you having to correct it for the 50th time

  • Knows where your business is located (shocking, I know)

  • Creates content that doesn't make you cringe when you read it

 

The result? You type a few words, hit enter, and copy-paste that shit straight to social media. No editing. No fixing. No wasted time.

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The Math Is Simple (Even If You Hate Math)

​You’re wasting 5+ hours a week writing content
→ That’s $2,000+ of your time gone every month
Hiring someone? $45K+ a year
i-Lila? One payment. No subscriptions. Yours for life.

 

i-lila pays for itself faster than the latest gear you absolutely had to have to get your work done.

 

 

And unlike subscriptions that bleed you dry month after month, this is one payment. Done. Over. Yours forever.

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Before vs. After i-Lila

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How Does This Actually Work?

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We Get Your Business Out Of Your Head

One short call where we pull your voice, products, pet peeves, and secret sauce.

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We Build Your i-lila

You don’t need to understand the tech. Just know we build it to think exactly like you.

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We Test The Hell Out Of It

No cringe allowed. We run tests until the content sounds like something you'd post in your sleep.

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You Get Your Life Back

We show you how stupid-simple it is to use. You’ll open it once and wonder how you ever lived without it.

You’ve Got Questions? I Got You.

How is this different from the AI I tried that was useless? 

Regular AI doesn't know your business. It doesn't know your voice. It doesn't know your products or pricing. It's generic, which is why it sucks. I-lila is built specifically for YOUR business, so it doesn't spout generic nonsense you have to fix.

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How much time will I actually save? 

Most clients get back 15-20 hours every month. That's a part-time employee worth of hours you're getting back to focus on things that actually make you money.

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What happens when my business changes? 

When you add new products, change pricing, or whatever else happens in business, we have a simple way to update i-lila. Your business evolves, your i-lila evolves.

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Is this really worth what you're charging? 

Do the math: 20 hours a month of your time is worth what exactly? Multiply that by 12 months. Now tell me this isn't the bargain of the century. Your time is worth money, and this gives you a chunk of it back.

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How much is it?!

One time investment $750 AUD.

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I Can Only Build So Many Of These

 

Since each I-lila is custom-built for your specific business (that's the whole damn point), I can only take on a limited number of clients each month. This isn't fake scarcity BS - there are literally only so many hours in my day.

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In 20 minutes, I’ll show you exactly how I-lila can be trained to think like you.

Because life's too short for shitty captions

What you get

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  • A custom-built AI that sounds like you and sells like you

  • Every product, offer, and detail hard-coded into your own tool

  • Zero subscriptions. One payment. Yours forever.

  • Content that makes you say “Damn, I’d buy that.”​​

 

 

What You Don't get:​

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  • Another monthly fee draining your bank account

  • Cringe captions you have to edit

  • Wasting 5 hours a week trying to write something decent

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Opening the books...

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So many business owners I work with want to use ChatGPT but feel stuck—they don’t have the time to train it properly or the skills to get the tone and responses right- i-Lila is the perfect solution to this! It takes all the guesswork out and gives you a custom-built GPT that actually sounds like you. It’s perfect for writing content quickly, staying consistent with your brand voice, while saving you hours each week. If you're not sure where to start with AI, this is the support you need!

Jemma - Jemma Kathryn Consulting

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