
Sick of Generic Captions That Sound Like Everyone Else's Bullshit?
Let's be real - your business deserves better than:
"Check out our new product! 😍" or "Don't forget to like and follow!"
That AI-generated crap is making your brand sound like every other desperate business owner with a smartphone and zero time.
Dear Small Business Owner,
If you're sick of wasting HOURS of your precious time writing captions that nobody gives a shit about...
And you're watching MONTHS disappear trying to customize AI tools that still sound nothing like your business...
Then i-Lila is about to become your new best friend.
Here's why:
I created i-Lila because, like you, I was tired of staring at my phone for 45 minutes trying to come up with something more creative than "Check out our new stuff!"
I spent over 6 months wrestling with generic AI tools that promised personality but delivered the digital equivalent of beige wallpaper.
Then one day, I finally snapped.
After typing "make this sound like it has more personality" for the millionth time, I realised there had to be a better way.
So I built it. A custom AI within ChatGPT that actually knows your products, your prices, your location, and most importantly, your unique voice. All without YOU spending half a year developing it yourself.
Now, instead of that soul-crushing caption anxiety, I spend 30 seconds typing "give me a caption for the new coffee blend" and get something that sounds like I actually wrote it myself.
And it didn't just work for me. I tried it on restaurants, bars, coaches, photographers and more.
Their followers can't even tell they stopped writing their own captions because every post sounds exactly like their sarcastic, quirky, or straight-talking selves.


i-Lila Your Custom AI That Actually Sounds Like You
This isn't some clunky new tech you need to learn, it's literally ChatGPT, but with YOUR business personality written into it
You could spend 6-12 months training AI to sound like you… or you could get a tailor-made version in 48 hours, coded by an actual human (me) who does it all for you.
Save hours every week with captions that actually sound like you—without the effort. On average, business owners using i-Lila get 4 hours of their week back. That’s more time for sales, strategy, or just sipping coffee in peace.
Before vs. After i-Lila





How it works
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Sign up to i-Lila
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Fill out survey
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Have the custom build, easy to use AI tool of your dreams
(within 48 hours!)
Ready to Sound Like Yourself Instead of a Robot?
Each i-Lila is hand-crafted by me (Lila a real human) who understands that your business isn't generic, so your captions shouldn't be either.
$49 setup then $20 a month
(cancel whenever you want)
You get a custom made chat that:
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Knows your products by name and even what's in them
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Understands your pricing
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Speaks in YOUR tone of voice
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References your actual location
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Captures your brand's personality
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Can talk about all the services you offer
Click the button below to get started. Or don't, and keep posting generic captions that make your followers' eyes glaze over. Your choice....
Because life's too short for shitty captions